they/them
autumn knight in autumn light
[image description: a photo of op standing outside in a forest on an autumn morning. they wear metal armor over black clothing and a golden cloak drapes from their shoulders. op is a white person with long brown hair worn in a braided bun. they wield an arming sword. end image description.]
“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president
Update:
With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)
I’ve been waiting for this post since I read the NYT headline this morning!
The Gates of Dawn
Herbert James Draper
oil on canvas, 1900
not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me
devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible
fuck “girl lunch” fuck “girl math” a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
why are you as a man having to convince yourself to have sex with a woman .
#this is even funnier in the light of day #but also ‘you are dean winchester. this is what you do.’ #dean thesis #dean winchester isn’t even real he’s just a character that dean made up himself